What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.