What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around