How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Lotion Jokes More Lotion Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!