How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Lotion Jokes More Lotion Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."