How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .