What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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All the dongs.

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What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !