What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.