What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.