What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!