What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.