How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks