How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."