What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.