What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...