How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid