Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar