How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!