He left lip prints on the mirror!
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
He was relieved of doodie.
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
She puts her top back on and leaves.
His reflection.
Because he has a high opinion of himself
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
Their ghoul-friend
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
I feel abominable.'
