What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.