What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

What did the mod say to the other?

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.