What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit