What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.