What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.