What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

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Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs