What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.