How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.