How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio