What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016