What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"