What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people