What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.