What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.