How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.