How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you