How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.