How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.