How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.