How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.