What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.