Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!