What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.