What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.