What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!