What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.