The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
I told you it would rain, dear.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Looks like rein dear"
Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.
Getting sleighed.
M'llenium
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
Because Santa came early this year.
It didn't Snowden.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
A Stick.
Because it was charged with battery!
Nothing. They are free of charge!
Where you going essay!
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
They both want to make it rain.
It ran to the unstable.
Lets get this done in one sitting.
Antelopes.