The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
I told you it would rain, dear.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Looks like rein dear"
Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.
Getting sleighed.
They end every statement with init
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Because he's not a rat.
Because they crack under pressure.
Nion
removed
He was always high! (I'm sorry)
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
because he only came once a year
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
In a handicapped spot.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
