What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.