What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.