What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.