What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.