What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.