What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."