When you're buying salt.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The store guard.
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Couple's Daily Question Mug
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
When the big hand touches the little hand
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
An elephant with diarrhea...
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Littering.
Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
Slopz
The NEIGHHHHHHborhood
Turn signals
They always swallow.
It bucked!
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
