When you're buying salt.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The store guard.
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
Me: "BRO, you were there."
They're not infallible
A centipede with a wooden leg !
Turn signals
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
NaCl-more.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because cross products don't commute!
They torque.
Unidank
Because the ends justify the memes
Iron know.
Because they want to.
