A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
I told her that drinks were on the house
A ladder in her stocking !
because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
Because she's Transparent.
They're married.
It made him wed his plants!
Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.
Intersect it with a plane.
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
3 blind mice
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
