They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Pillow fight
A baby in two dumpsters.