How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What do you call a big trash can?

A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL