Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire