Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Pillow fight
A frobo.
Nothing.
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
Attire.
A tyre (attire)
Hobos
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They both ask for change and never get any.
Pillow fight!
None, change comes from within.
More guns!
They don't understand the concept of charging.
Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry
Your bicycle.
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
An Instagram account.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
FLAC jackets
Attire