Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.