Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Cardboard Jokes More Cardboard Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.