Hobo Jokes

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Pillow fight

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

A tyre (attire)

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They both ask for change and never get any.

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

That's not my stile.

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Make him wear shoes.

Because they have tears in their eyes

An Instagram account.

He has two clean fingers.

because it is two-tyred.

Because the bicycle was two tired.

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

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Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

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