Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !