Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...