A hen that lays pooched eggs.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
A Barkaeologist.
I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Oeuf!"
Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
A lickalottapuss.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
