What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad