Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Because it never gets old.

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.