Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.