Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.