When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
Lack toes and tall or rent
They stop calling each other.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Mexicans.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
They Leave a Trail of Tears
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!
A pedo-file.
ad homonym
Because they'll always have the last word.