When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.