What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.