Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere