Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"