Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands