Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands