Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands