Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands