What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer