What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.