What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him