What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.