What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)