What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs