What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.