What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

End Jokes More End Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*