What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.