What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.