What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.