What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*