What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.