What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.