Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p