What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Slayer Jokes More Slayer Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.