What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.