Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!