Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.