Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke